Clean Joke of the Day

[guess-who]

THE REDHEAD


A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her
body hurts wherever she touches it.


"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."


The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then
she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony.


She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.


Everywhere she touches makes her scream.


The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?"


"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."


"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."

[conlor]

I just noticed this, GW. Funny!

[ChristmasEve]

There were two old sleepy hound dogs lying in the grass out in from of a Cajun cabin in the Louisiana swamps. They really had a relax on.

On the porch of the cabin were a group of teenage boys and girls doing the twist to the loud music of a record player.

One old hound slowly raised his head and looking at the other old hound growled, "If we did that they's worm us?"

[ChristmasEve]

I asked the Lord to tell me "why my house is such a mess."
He asked if I had been putering and I had to answer "yes".
He told me to get off my duff and tidy up the house.
and so I started by cleaning up.....the smudges off my mouse.

I wiped and shined the topside; that really did the trick.
I was just admiring my work....I didn't mean to 'click'.
But click I did, and ooops I found, a real absorbing site;
that I got sooo way into....I was into it all the night.

Nothings changed except my mouse, it's very very shinny.
I guess my house will stay a mess....while I sit here on my hiney.