Signs that you are too drunk would be...

[cominatcha]

Signs that you are too drunk would be...

• You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
• You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
• Job interfering with your drinking.
• Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
• Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
• The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
• Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
• 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
• Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
• You can focus better with one eye closed.
• The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
• Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
• Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
• Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
• At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
• Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
• You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmmm.
• The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...

[conlor]

Some of these should give you a clue!

[filthybeast]

I relate to some of these.

[rdbrow01]

How did you know ;-}

[kepiblanc]

Originally Posted by cominatcha

You lose arguments with inanimate objects

• You can focus better with one eye closed.

NO NORMAL?

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!

SHORT DAYS OR SHORT BEER CASES?

[ARMYMOM]