 Retired Vets
Retired Vets
Three Veterans are sitting stiffly side by side preparing for a long commercial flight. After they're airborne and the plane has leveled off, the man in the window seat abruptly says, distinctly and confidently, in a loud voice, "Admiral, United States Navy, retired. Married, two sons, both surgeons."
After a few minutes the man in the aisle seat states through a tight lipped smile, "Admiral, United States Coast Guard, retired. Married, two sons, both judges."
After some thought, the fellow in the center seat decides to introduce himself. With a twinkle in his eye he proclaims, "Master Chief, Qualified United States Navy Submarine Service, retired. Never married, two sons . . both Admirals."
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Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts.
~2004 winner of The Outreach Award
~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award
~March 2006 Perv of the Month
~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM
~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ
~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient
~2007 MOTY | 
Humor
10-15-2005, 20:36
