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10-11-2005, 22:27
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| Sensei   |  Why dogs are better than women... Dogs don't cry Dogs love it when your friends come over Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo Dogs think you sing great A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late. The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs Dogs don't notice if you call them another dog's name Dogs are excited by rough play Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair Anyone can get a good looking dog If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it Dogs don't shop Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor Dogs never need to examine the relationship A dog's parents never visit Dogs love long car trips Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions When a dog gets old and snaps at you incessantly, you can shoot it Dogs like beer Dogs don't hate their bodies Dogs never criticize Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across Dogs never expect gifts Dogs don't worry about germs Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've had Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours a day Dogs have no use for flowers, cards or jewelry Dogs don't borrow your shirts Dogs never want foot rubs Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk Dogs can't talk Dogs seldom outlive you Dogs aren’t catty Last edited by scotto; 10-11-2005 at 22:30. |
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10-11-2005, 23:09
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| Icing Queen   | Re: Why dogs are better than women... Well,....what can I say.....it's true! Gotta love those dogs! 
__________________ Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts. ~2004 winner of The Outreach Award ~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award ~March 2006 Perv of the Month ~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM ~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ ~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient ~2007 MOTY |
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06-26-2006, 15:58
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| Sensei | Re: Why dogs are better than women... Quote:
Love this one 
__________________  Downrange Magazine & Professional Library ~ Military Journal ~ Newsletters & Bulletins Product Reviews ~ General Services ~ Portals ~ Calendar ~ Advertising & Outreach ~ Online Store ~ Classifieds ~ ~ * ~ ~  You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a rifle behind each blade of grass. Japanese Admiral Yamamoto, 1941 Last edited by scotto; 06-26-2006 at 16:21. | |
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06-26-2006, 18:03
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| Crew Dawg   |  Re: Why dogs are better than women... Quote:
Among other banana attributes!
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06-26-2006, 21:19
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| Racy Ol' Lady   | Re: Why dogs are better than women... Quote:
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 | |
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