Women Drivers

[conlor]

Driving to the office
this morning
on the Interstate,
I looked over to my
left and there was a
woman in a brand new
Cadillac doing 85 mph
with her face up next to her
rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away
for a couple seconds
and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane,
still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.
But she scared me so much;
I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut
out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying
to straighten out the car
using my knees against
the steering wheel, it
knocked my cell phone
away from my ear
which fell into the coffee
between my legs,
splashed, and burned
my lap area, ruined the darn phone,
soaked my trousers, disconnected
an important call and the report
I was looking at on the passenger
seat fell to the floor.

Women should not be allowed to drive! !

[se0sea]

its to bad he didnt have the time to call the highway patrol and report her.

[sfga6970]

He couldn't, the coffee ruined the phone!!!