Romance Mathematics

[Bluehawk]

On Chit Chat they mainly play games.

So, here is a "game" worthy of laughter.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
>
> Smart man + smart woman = romance
> Smart man + dumb woman = affair
> Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
> Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
>
> OFFICE ARITHMETIC
>
> Smart boss + smart employee = profit
> Smart boss + dumb employee = production
> Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
> Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
>
>
> SHOPPING MATH
>
> A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
> A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
>
>
> GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
>
> A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
> A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
> A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife
> can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a
> man.
>
>
> HAPPINESS
>
> To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and
> love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love
> her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
>
>
> LONGEVITY
>
> Married men live longer than single men do, but married men
> are a lot more willing to die.
>
>
> PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
>
> A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
> doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't
> change, and she does.
>
>
> DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
>
> A woman has the last word in any argument.
> Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new
> argument.
>
>
> HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
>
> Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in
> the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They
> stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at
> funerals.
>

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