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Old 09-28-2005, 13:12   #1 (permalink)
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As we age, our priorities change.

The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife,

dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a

couple of short velvet ropes.

"Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything
You want."

So, I tied her up and went golfing.
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Old 09-28-2005, 15:54   #2 (permalink)
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In which case, that man truly IS sick beyond redemption or cure.
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Old 09-29-2005, 23:50   #3 (permalink)
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Mac I pray this is a joke. I cant see you on a golf course.
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Mac! How could you! You left her tied up so she wasn't able to vacuum, make dinner, do laundry....and what if the kids had come in!!!!!!!
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