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Old 09-26-2005, 19:19   #1 (permalink)
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Talking I lie awake waiting for you.....

I lie awake waiting for you. As I lie on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night.

You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you lay on my naked body.

You sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you nearly drove me crazy while you drained me.

Finally I went to sleep.

Today when I woke up, you were gone.

I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it harder to forget you.
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.......you f*cking mosquito
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Old 09-26-2005, 20:27   #2 (permalink)
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Being from Minnesota,, I can relate to that..




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Old 09-26-2005, 21:24   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2005, 23:31   #4 (permalink)
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Thank God I live in the high Desert.
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