 Dear Abby
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Dear Abby:
My husband is a liar and a cheat. He cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also, since he lost his job four years ago he hasn't even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars, play golf, cruise around, and shoot the breeze with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter graduated from college he doesn't even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?
Signed,
Clueless
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Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York, act like it.
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09-25-2005, 22:35
