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09-25-2005, 18:43
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| Non-Commissioned Officer   |  Death Row Requests > > Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were > > led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The priest > > had given the last rites, the formal speech had been given by the > > warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. > > > > The Warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you > > have a last request?" > > > > To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could > > you please play The Macarena and YMCA for me one last time?" > > > > "Certainly," replied the warden. > > He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? > > What is your final request?" > > > > "Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."
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09-25-2005, 22:38
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| Icing Queen   |  Re: Death Row Requests Very funny! 
__________________ Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts. ~2004 winner of The Outreach Award ~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award ~March 2006 Perv of the Month ~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM ~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ ~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient ~2007 MOTY |
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09-26-2005, 21:37
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| Icing Queen | Re: Death Row Requests Hey, Bill! This joke came in handy today. One of my office mates, Dan, plays religious music all day. I told this joke but changed it to 'the same music Dan plays all day.' Got a good laugh from everybody, and he turned his music off.
__________________ Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts. ~2004 winner of The Outreach Award ~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award ~March 2006 Perv of the Month ~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM ~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ ~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient ~2007 MOTY |
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09-27-2005, 19:08
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| Non-Commissioned Officer | Re: Death Row Requests Quote:
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