Couples Names From Wedding Announcements

[conlor]

These are the actual names of couples, taken from wedding announcements


"I don't know, last I saw them, they . . ."
Wendt - Adaway

Hurry hurry .
Filler - Quick


"Well, years ago I might have . . . "..
Dunnam - Favors

"The main thing I learned in College was . ."
Drinkwine - Layer

"As soon as I get done here I'm gonna . . . ."
Gowen - Geter

"The coroner told me that it looked like he had been hit in the head several times with a . . . . . "
Weener - Whipple

...no comment ..
Peters - Rising

"Not only has my ass been itchin', on closer
inspection I find my . . . ."


Butts - McCracken



No Comment ... really!!!

Kuntz - Dick



"It figures, right after I got my Butts-McCracken condition cleared up, now I've got an . . . "

Aikin - Johnson



"Honest Judge, I'm not really a . . "

Busch - Graber



"My Doctor told me the best way to get rid of my Aikin-Johnson was to . . . . . . ."

Wacker - Daily



"And...the Doctor also suggested for preventative measures, at least twice a week, I should be . . . . "

Fillinger - Goode



"After I get all of these medical problems taken care of, I think I'll go get a . . "MacDonald - Berger

[Woodmonkey]

I love these!

[filthybeast]

Ok these were good.

[cominatcha]