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| Non-Commissioned Officer ![]() | Compliment her, respect her, honor her, cuddle her, ![]() kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, ![]() tease her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, ![]() hold her, spend money on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her, ![]() listen to her, care for her, stand by her, support her, ![]() hold her, go to the ends of the Earth for her. ![]() - How to IMPRESS a MAN - Show up naked. Bring beer. ![]() |
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| Icing Queen ![]() | Well, Bill, I'm glad we have a short to-do list! We're so busy cuddling, shopping, being held, wining and dining, kissing........... !!!
__________________ Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts. ~2004 winner of The Outreach Award ~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award ~March 2006 Perv of the Month ~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM ~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ ~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient ~2007 MOTY |
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| Racy Ol' Lady ![]() | This is great - and spot on! It's nice to know how to impress a man - I've always wondered why men were so very easy - and so much fun! ![]()
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 |
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