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| Banned ![]() | Two boys in Boston were playing basketball when one of them was > attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, > the other boy ripped board off a near by fence, wedged it into the > dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck. > > A newspaper reporter from the Boston Herald witnessed the incident and > > rushed over to interview the boy. > > The reporter began entering data into his laptop,beginning with the > headline: > "Brave Young Celtics Fan Saves Friend From Jaws Of Vicious Animal." > > "But I'm not a Celtics fan, "the little hero interjected. > "Sorry,"replied the reporter. "But since we're in Boston, Mass, I just > assumed you were." > > Hitting the delete key, the reporter began "John Kerry Fan Rescues > Friend From Horrific Dog Attack." > > "But I'm not a Kerry fan either," the boy responds. > > The reporter says, "I assumed everybody in this state was either for > the Celtics or Kerry or Kennedy." > > "What team or person do you like? " > > "I'm a Houston Rockets fan and I really like GeorgeW.Bush" the boy > says. > > Hitting the delete key, the reporter begins again, > > "Arrogant Little Conservative Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet." |
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