Democrats

[Woodmonkey]

I was traveling between Houston and Miami the other day when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town.

The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van.

He yelled out the window: - "Need a lift?" -

"Yes, I sure do," I replied. -

"You a Republican or Democrat?" asked the old man. -

"Republican," I replied. -

"Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.

Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question:

Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican."

The driver gave me the finger and drove off.

I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.

The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat.

"Democrat!" I shouted.

"Hop in!" replied the blonde.

Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at this gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled: - "Please stop the car!"

She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. - "What's the matter?" she asked.

"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody......

[conlor]

LMAO!!!! I'm copying this for my sister, The Democrat! Thanks. WM.

[se0sea]

GREAT ONE!

I`m copying this too

[Woodmonkey]

Originally Posted by se0sea

GREAT ONE!

I`m copying this too

Glad you like it!