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Old 04-19-2004, 19:54   #1 (permalink)
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A Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of under-pants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything into place.
The wife stood back up, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
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Old 04-19-2004, 21:29   #2 (permalink)
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I don't know where you find these, WM. Another good one!
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Old 04-19-2004, 22:30   #3 (permalink)
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I don't know where you find these, WM. Another good one!
I'm glad you liked that conlor. I still laugh when I read it.
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Old 04-19-2004, 22:52   #4 (permalink)
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Too funny!
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chaulk up another one for Woodmonkey~
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chaulk up another one for Woodmonkey~
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