 Three nuns
Subject: Three nuns...
Sitting behind three nuns at a baseball game (with their habits partially blocking the view), three men decided to badger the nuns in an effort to get them to move.
In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to Utah; there are only 100 nuns living there." The second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Montana; there are only 50 nuns living there." The third guy said, "I want to go to Idaho; there are only 25 nuns living there."
One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a very sweet, calm voice said, "Why don't you go to Hell? There aren't any nuns living there..."
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04-16-2004, 10:38
