Female Humor

[conlor]

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I
squirted it all over the doorknobs.
He couldn't get back in.

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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going
to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you."

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack
says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've
wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea...you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.

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He said - What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror you fat bastard.

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
sensitive man?
A: A rumor

[se0sea]

Those were good Conlor