Bumperstickers you'd like to see

[cb88]

>Top 17 Bumper Stickers
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>Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
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>Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"
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>The proctologist called
>...they found your head.
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>Everyone has a photographic memory
>...some just don't have any film.
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>Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
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>Your ridiculous little
>opinion has been noted.
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>I used to have a handle
>on life...but it broke off.
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>WANTED: Meaningful
>overnight relationship.
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>Guys...just because you have one,
>doesn't mean you have to be one.
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>Some people just don't know how to drive...
>I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
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>Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
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>Don't like my driving?
>Then quit watching me.
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>If you can read this...I can
>slam on my brakes and sue you.
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>Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
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>Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
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>Hang up and drive!! And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
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>Welcome to America
>...now speak English

[se0sea]

Love that last one!

(hello,I live in Maimi)