How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

[Steel fist]

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid bulb?

Border Collie: Just one, and then I'll replace any wiring thats not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that ****ed bulb!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Labrador: Oh me, me, ME!!! Pleeeeze let me change it! Can I, Huh?

Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collies ear and he'll do it. And by the time he's finished my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet.

Doberman: While it's dark I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toy in the dark.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are not afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody do it? I've got this hangover.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there.

Greyhound: It isn't moving, who cares?

Austrailian Shepherd: First, I'll put all of the bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry I don't see a light bulb.

German Shepherd: Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light bulb?

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...

Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?