Changing a light bulb.

[sfga6970]

How many Bush administration people does it take to change a
light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light
bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to tell the nations of the world that they are either
for changing the light bulb or for eternal darkness;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to
Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor
, standing on a step ladder under the banner 'Bulb
Accomplished';
7. One administration insider to resign and in detail reveal
how Bush was literally 'in the dark' the whole time;
8. One to viciously smear No. 7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how
George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all
along;
10. And finally, one to confuse Americans about the
difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the
country."

I guess !!!!

[Snowden]

Funny- one of my liberal friends told me this the other day - only as fact...

[conlor]

The liberals would love this one!