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Old 08-23-2005, 12:42   #1 (permalink)
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Default Bigger means dumber

Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach.



The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes to play in the
water.



Shortly thereafter, the boy runs to his mother and says, "Mommy, I saw
some ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"



The mother cleverly replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber they are!"



With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play.




Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and
says, "Mommy, I saw some men with dongs a lot bigger than Daddy's!"



"The bigger they are, the dumber they are!" she replies.



With that, the little boy runs back into the water and continues to play.




Several minutes later, though, the little boy runs back to his mother and
says, "Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and
the more he talked, the dumber he got!"
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Old 08-23-2005, 20:16   #2 (permalink)
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