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Old 08-20-2005, 22:52   #1 (permalink)
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Hi Ya'll.....

At one time in my life, I thought I had a handle on the meaning of the word "service."

"It's the act of doing things for other people."

Then I heard these terms which reference the word

SERVICE:

Internal Revenue Service
Postal Service
Telephone Service
Civil Service
City &County Public Service!
Customer Service
Service Stations

Then I became confused about the word "service ." This is not what I thought "service" meant.

So today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to " service " a few of his cows. BAM! It all came into perspective. Now I understand what all those "service" agencies are doing to us.

I hope you now are as enlightened as I am.
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