Some more Carlin...

[Bluehawk]

COWS, CONSTITUTION, AND CARLIN...

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of
really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it
anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a
Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt
Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

And Last but not least.....

George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart.
"Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson
and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they
take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard,
and haul her off to jail."

[Woodmonkey]

I love George Carlin!

[CBW]

George Carlinisms :icon_chee


Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?


Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.


OK ... so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

[filthybeast]

my man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!