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Old 07-19-2005, 21:52   #1 (permalink)
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The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Dang, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."
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Old 07-20-2005, 19:58   #2 (permalink)
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Darn, I just bought an eagle on an American flag for the shelf in my office. Now I'll have to put a condom up there.
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Darn, I just bought an eagle on an American flag for the shelf in my office. Now I'll have to put a condom up there.
Truth is stranger than fiction. I can just imagine you having to explain the condom to everyone coming into your office!
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