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Old 07-19-2005, 19:16   #1 (permalink)
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Car or Truck?

The couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for
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He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car
so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but
everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.

"Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4
seconds or less, and my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."

For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

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Old 07-19-2005, 21:16   #2 (permalink)
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He's evil! She must have thrown the scales at him.
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Old 07-19-2005, 21:42   #3 (permalink)
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He is evil!
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Old 07-19-2005, 22:04   #4 (permalink)
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Correction:

WAS evil, was, past tense
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WAS evil, was, past tense
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