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Old 07-18-2005, 13:42   #1 (permalink)
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The little boy asks his father, "Daddy, how was I born?"
Dad responds, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with her and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:

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Old 07-18-2005, 18:19   #2 (permalink)
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