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| Icing Queen   |  New Math Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knot-furlong 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon 1000 aches = 1 megahurtz Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone 365.25 days = 1 unicycle 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds 10 cards = 1 decacards 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen 8 nickels = 2 paradigms
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