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Old 07-05-2005, 19:02   #1 (permalink)
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Talking The Veterinarian

One Sunday, In Counting The Money In The Weekly Offering, The Pastor Of
A Small Florida Church Found A Pink Envelope Containing $1000. It
Happened Again The Next Week. The Following Sunday, He Watched As The
Offering Was Collected And Saw A Little Old Lady Put The Distinctive
Pink Envelope In The Plate. This Went On For Weeks Until The Pastor,
Overcome By Curiosity, Approached Her. Ma'am, I Couldn't Help But Notice
That You Put $1,000 A Week In The Collection Plate, He Stated. Why Yes,
She Replied, Every Week My Son Sends Me Money, And I Give Some Of It To
The Church.
The Pastor Replied, "that's Wonderful, How Much Does He Send You?" The
Old Lady Said, "$10,000 A Week."
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The Pastor Was Amazed. "your Son Is Very Successful; What Does He Do For
A Living?"
"he Is A Veterinarian," She Answered.
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"that Is An Honorable Profession," The Pastor Said. "where Does He
Practice?"
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The Old Lady Said Proudly, "in Nevada. He Has Two Cat Houses In Las
Vegas And One In Reno
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Old 07-05-2005, 19:26   #2 (permalink)
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LMAO!!!!! !!!!! Do you think the pastor kept accepting the money?
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Old 07-05-2005, 20:01   #3 (permalink)
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LMAO!!!!! !!!!! Do you think the pastor kept accepting the money?
You have to ask????
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That is hysterical.
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