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| Non-Commissioned Officer ![]() | One Sunday, In Counting The Money In The Weekly Offering, The Pastor Of A Small Florida Church Found A Pink Envelope Containing $1000. It Happened Again The Next Week. The Following Sunday, He Watched As The Offering Was Collected And Saw A Little Old Lady Put The Distinctive Pink Envelope In The Plate. This Went On For Weeks Until The Pastor, Overcome By Curiosity, Approached Her. Ma'am, I Couldn't Help But Notice That You Put $1,000 A Week In The Collection Plate, He Stated. Why Yes, She Replied, Every Week My Son Sends Me Money, And I Give Some Of It To The Church. The Pastor Replied, "that's Wonderful, How Much Does He Send You?" The Old Lady Said, "$10,000 A Week." . The Pastor Was Amazed. "your Son Is Very Successful; What Does He Do For A Living?" "he Is A Veterinarian," She Answered. . "that Is An Honorable Profession," The Pastor Said. "where Does He Practice?" . The Old Lady Said Proudly, "in Nevada. He Has Two Cat Houses In Las Vegas And One In Reno |
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| Icing Queen ![]() | LMAO!!!!! !!!!! Do you think the pastor kept accepting the money?
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