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07-01-2005, 21:07
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| Icing Queen   |  Three men are sitting on the porch.... Three men are sitting on the porch.... The first says, "I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 100 in 6 seconds" The other 2 guys don't know what he's talking about so he reveals: "I bought her a nice Porsche" The second guy says: "I bought something which goes from 0 to 100 in 4 seconds" "That HAS to be a Ferrari - right?" "Yeah, that's right! I bought my wife a nice red Ferrari" The third one says " I bought my wife something which goes from 0 to 200 IN JUST 2 SECONDS!!" The first two men are stumped. "What could that be?" - - - - - - - - - - - - - "A bathroom scales." 
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