 Quarters
A young Timmy enters the barber shop and Sparky the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
Sparky puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls Timmy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
Timmy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said Sparky. "That kid never learns! He's got to be the dumbest kid in the world" .
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
Timmy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!!!!"
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The audacity of some is inexcusable and dishonest... a character flaw
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06-30-2005, 22:37
