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Old 06-29-2005, 19:17   #1 (permalink)
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WHY REDNECKS CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS

A couple of rednecks are out in the woods hunting when one of them
suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be
breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other redneck whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow
my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.
The redneck's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
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Old 06-29-2005, 19:23   #2 (permalink)
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I don't care who you are,now thats funny
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Old 06-29-2005, 19:33   #3 (permalink)
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Old 06-29-2005, 20:43   #4 (permalink)
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I'm sending this one to my daughter - a paramedic.
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It could happen!
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It could happen!
Hey, I was just doing what they told me! I specifically heard the operator say "make sure he's dead".
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