These Are Really Good!!!

[USA11B]

THESE ARE REALLY GOOD!!!

Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:


1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are
to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's
name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the
floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get
your point across.

6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than
in your wallet or desk.

7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to
go 24 hours a day.

8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I
died, would you get another dog?"

11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the
paper and give them away.

12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it
without calling you a pervert.

13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get
mad. They just think it's interesting.

14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And, last but not least:

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your
stuff.

[Woodmonkey]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[filthybeast]

Very Good

[frosty0]

I always was a dog person.