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| Fallen Member ![]() | Have You Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, "surely I Can't Look That Old?" I Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist.? I Noticed His Dds Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name. Suddenly, I Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark-haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My High School Class Some 40-odd Years Ago. Could He Be The Same Guy That I Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then? Upon Seeing Him, However, I Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought. This Balding, Gray-haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Way Too Old To Have Been My Classmate. Hmmm.or Could He?? After He Examined My Teeth, I Asked Him If He Had Attended Central High School. "yes.yes, I Did." He Gleamed With Pride. "when Did You Graduate?" I Asked. He Answered, "in 1957. Why Do You Ask?" "you Were In My Class!" I Exclaimed. He Looked At Me Closely. And Then, That Miserable, Near-sighted, Ugly, Old, Wrinkled Son-of-a- B Asked, "what Did You Teach?" |
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| Icing Queen ![]() | LMAO!!!!!! It's funny how my peers look SO middle aged! I'll see a pic of someone in the paper and it'll say their age is in the 40's and my mind is thinking they're older, then I remember that I'm the same age.
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| Monkey Mouse ![]() | Love it! Funny how you can feel 18 inside and look, well...um...a lot older than that ![]()
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