The Joys Of Boys....

[cato2]

The Joys Of Boys............Girls can do some of this stuff too! The
>following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas.

Things I've learned from my Boys (honest and not kidding):
>
>1) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house
>4 inches deep.
>
>2) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
>roller blades, they can ignite.
>
>3) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
>restaurant.
>
>4) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong
>enough to rotate a 42-pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a
>Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can,
>to Spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
>
>5) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
> When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
>few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
>long way.
>
>6) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit
>by a ceiling fan.
>
>7) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already
>too late.
>
>8) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
>
>9) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
>36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
>
>10) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year
>old Boy.
>
>11) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
>
>12) Super glue is forever.
>
>13) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still
>can't walk on water.
>
>14) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
>
>15) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials
>show they do.
>
>16) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
>
>17) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
>
>18) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
>
>19) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not
>like ovens.
>
>20) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
>
>21) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
>
>22) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
>
>23) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
>
>24) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
>fluid.
>
>25) Pass this on to all of your friends, with or
>without kids because:
>
> a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!
> b) For those who already have children past this age, this is
>hilarious.
> c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
> d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
> e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control

[conlor]

I'm SOOOOOO glad we had girls!!!!!!! :icon_bigg

[Woodmonkey]

Originally Posted by conlor

I'm SOOOOOO glad we had girls!!!!!!! :icon_bigg

My middle daughter should have been a boy!

[frosty0]

Originally Posted by Woodmonkey

My middle daughter should have been a boy!

I was thinking my youngest daughter should have been a boy.

[Woodmonkey]

Originally Posted by frosty0

I was thinking my youngest daughter should have been a boy.

You had one of those too then! I'm surprised I'm not bald.