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06-23-2005, 20:36
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| Junior Officer   |  Tampax Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "Do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They are for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't do either one."
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06-23-2005, 21:31
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| Icing Queen   | Re: Tampax  So that's what they're for!
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06-23-2005, 21:39
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| Junior Officer | Re: Tampax Somehow I could just see Art Linkletter saying....."Kids say the darnest things!"
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06-24-2005, 18:47
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| Icing Queen | Re: Tampax When we were teenagers and went to a summer camp, a little boy of one of the workers found one on the ground. The kind with a stick. He was playing with the 'rocket' all day. Everybody was embarrassed but no one wanted to take it away and ruin his fun. And how would you explain to the kid why it wasn't something he should be playing with. I've always wondered if he figured it out when he grew up and LHAO!
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06-24-2005, 18:48
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| Monkey Mouse   | Re: Tampax Quote:
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06-24-2005, 19:01
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| Sabot Slinger   | Re: Tampax When i was very much younger with my first wife and it was the time of the month, I would wait until she was asleep and pull it out and throw it away. When she woke up....... OH MY GOD! WE HAVE TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!!!!! Talk about funny! Man I kill me! 
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