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06-22-2005, 20:05
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| Non-Commissioned Officer   |  The most powerful word The most powerful word? Well, ****... **** may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be **** faced, **** out of luck, or have **** for brains. With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your **** or decide to **** or get off the pot. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat **** and die. Some people know their **** while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola. There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, crazy ****s, and sweet ****s. There is bull ****, chicken ****, and horse **** You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, or duck when **** hits the fan. You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep ****, or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****ty. Some music sounds like ****,things can look like ****, and there are timeswhen you feel like ****. You can have too much ****, the right ****,the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****,or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you swim in a lake of **** and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!
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06-23-2005, 18:08
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| Icing Queen   |  Re: The most powerful word Huh? I don't know what the **** you're talking about.....
__________________ Your memory is our keepsake, With which we'll never part. God has you in his keeping, We have you in our hearts. ~2004 winner of The Outreach Award ~2005 co-winner of The Bronze Button Award ~March 2006 Perv of the Month ~Sept 2006, Oct 2007 - MOTM ~2007 Oct-Dec MOTQ ~2007 Female Silver Raincoat Recipient ~2007 MOTY |
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