Police Stories

[cominatcha]

Police Stories
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>> A Bloomington, IL policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
>> but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a
>> 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
>> which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a young
>> accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full
>> of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
>>
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>> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
>> automated radar post in Peoria, IL. ..... a $40 speeding ticket was
>> included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40.
>> The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
>>
>> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Illinois State Trooper
>> walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book. She said,
>> "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers Ball.
>> He replied, "Illinois State Troopers don't have balls." There was a
>> moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just
>> said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.
>> She was laughing too hard to start her car.

[conlor]

Smart 12 year old!

Smartarse women!