Hearing problems

[cominatcha]

Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
Second one says, "No, it's Thursday!"
Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."

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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new
hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but
it's state of the art. It's perfect"
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve-thirty."

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Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get
a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris
walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on
his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and
said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a
hot mamma and be cheerful.' "

The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You got
a heart murmur. Be careful.'"

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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream
parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a
stool.

After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"

"No," he replied. "Arthritis."

[conlor]

Prepare yourself! All men end up that way!

[Woodmonkey]

Originally Posted by conlor

Prepare yourself! All men end up that way!

That wasn't nice of you to say, Connie. True, but not nice!

[cominatcha]

What did she say?

[frosty0]

Originally Posted by cominatcha

What did she say?

The bar is which way?