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Old 05-06-2005, 23:45   #1 (permalink)
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Default Less Calories

A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store with him. In addition to the
healthful items on the carefully prepared shopping list, they returned with a box of
sugar-laden cookies.
The man noticed the glare of his wife and said, "This box of cookies has one-third fewer calories than usual."
"Why is that?" the mother asked.
"We ate a third of the cookies on the way home," he replied.
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Old 05-07-2005, 04:23   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-07-2005, 11:24   #3 (permalink)
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