USAF Ouality Control

[USA11B]

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A man walked into a pet store and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, a Chief Master Sergeant (CMSgt) from the local air
base walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll take a maintenance
monkey, please." The man nodded, went to a cage at the side of the
store and took out a monkey. He put a collar and leash on the animal and
handed it the CMSgt, saying, "That'll be $5,000." The CMSgt paid and left
with the monkey.

Surprised, the man went to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very
expensive monkey. Most of them are only a few hundred dollars. Why did
that one cost so much?"

The shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that's a maintenance monkey. He can rig aircraft flight controls, score 95 on the AF CDC test, perform the duties of any MX officer with no back talk or complaints. It's well worth the money.

The man spotted a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive, $10,000! What does it do?"

"Oh, that one is a "Maintenance Supervisor" monkey! It can instruct at all levels of maintenance, supervise maintenance at the unit, intermediate, and depot level, and even do most of the paperwork.
A very useful monkey indeed," replied the shopkeeper.

The man looked around a little longer and found a third monkey in a cage.
The price tag read, "$50,000." The shocked tourist exclaimed, "That one
costs more than all the others put together! What in the world does it do?"

"Well, I've never actually seen him do anything but drink beer, makes
lots of curious hand motions and then play with his pecker, but his papers
say he's a fighter pilot!"

[Woodmonkey]

~~my ex was a fighter pilot~~

[frosty0]

How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?

He'll tell you!