 Oh dear, what a silly man!
The Case of Harvey and Gladys Goldman
Harvey and Gladys Goldman are getting ready for bed. Gladys is standing in front of her full-length mirror, taking a long, hard look at
herself.
"You know, Harvey," she comments. "I stare into this mirror and I see an ancient creature. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs sag so much that
they dangle to my waist, my arms and legs are as flabby as popped
balloons,
and my butt looks like a sad, deflated version of the Hindenberg!"
She turns to face her husband and says, "Dear, please tell me just one positive thing about my body so I can feel better about myself."
Harvey studies Gladys critically for a moment and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice,
"Well there's nothing wrong with your eyesight
He never heard the gun go off !! Services for Harvey Goldman will be held Tuesday morning at 10:30 at The Church of God. | 
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04-25-2005, 18:28
