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| Racy Ol' Lady   |  Three for One My husband had run to the store with our daughters, Sarah (four) and Hannah (two) and on the way home he drove through a neighborhood looking for houses for sale. After a bit Sarah asked, "Daddy, what are we doing?" My husband said he was looking at the houses that were for sale. Sarah asked "Are you gonna buy a new house?" Dad replied "Maybe." Then Sarah said with much concern, "But Dad, how will we get it HOME?!" ----------- BACHELOR: A man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit. NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands! ------------ How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 |
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