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| Racy Ol' Lady   |  Modern Art Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it. Liz walks over to the artist and says, "You know...I don't understand your paintings." "I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist. "Well, have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?"
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