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| Racy Ol' Lady ![]() | Q. What happened to the egg that went bad? A. It was eggs-secuted. Q. What did the egg say to the blender? A. I know when I'm beaten. Q. What time is it when 3 bears are chasing you? A. 3 after 1. Q. What do you do when an elephant sits on your toes? A Call a toe truck. Q. What knd of fish goes best with a peanut butter sandwich? A. Jellyfish! Q. Where do sunflowers go at night? A. To flower beds.
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 |
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