 Puns
-"Those who make balls of wool for a living like to come home and unwind.
-In medical school he worried about passing as a surgeon, but he made the cut.
-He was a restaurant critic but had no taste.
-There were three horses on a ship including a sick bay.
-What do you mean you can't tuna fish? Just adjust its scales.
-She was given a violin lesson for free, with no strings attached.
-The couple who met in a revolving door are still going round together.
-Ms. Earhart's loss to aviation could never be ameliorated.
-Do podiatrists ever use toe trucks? I know one that charges by the foot.
-When you're wearing a watch on an airplane, time flies.
-Bringing a baby into the world is labor of love.
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!
MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 | 
Humor
04-22-2005, 00:31
