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| Racy Ol' Lady ![]() | -Where could a man buy a cap for his knee...or a key to lock of his hair? -Could your eyes be called an academy because there are pupils there? -In the crown of your head, what jewels are found? -And who travels the bridge of your nose? -Could you use the nails on the end of your toes to shingle the roof of your mouth? -Could the crook of your elbow be sent to jail, just what did he do? -How can you sharpen your shoulder blades? I sure don't know, do you? -Could you sit in the shade of the palm of your hand...or beat on the drum of your ear? -Can the calves on your legs eat the corn on your toes? If so, why grow corn on the ear?
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