![]() | ![]() | ![]() |
| |||||||
| Forums | Register | Groups | Awards | Arcade | Pets | T-Bucks / T-Store | Invite Your Friends | Blogs | Mark Forums Read |
| Humor Jokes, Jokes and more Joke! Get an interesting one in the email? Share it! |
Humor | |||||||||
|
|
|
|
| |||||
![]() |
| | LinkBack | Thread Tools |
| | #1 (permalink) |
| Racy Ol' Lady ![]() | In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation for Easter and Passover holidays and decided to contact the local ACLU about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while the atheists had no holiday to celebrate. The ACLU jumped on the opportunity to once again pick up the cause of the godless and assigned their sharpest attorneys to the case. The case was brought before a wise judge who after listening to the long, passionate presentation of the ACLU lawyers, promptly banged his gavel and declared, "Case dismissed!" The lead ACLU lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, "Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Surely the Christians have Christmas, Easter, and many other observances. And the Jews--why in addition to Passover they have Yom Kippur and Hanukkah... and yet my client and all other atheists have no such holiday!" The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, "Obviously your client is too confused to know about, or for that matter, even celebrate the atheists' holiday!" The ACLU lawyer pompously said, "We are aware of no such holiday for atheists, just when might that be, your honor?" The judge said, "Well it comes every year on exactly the same date - April 1st!" The fool says in his heart, "There is no God." Psalm 14:1, Psalm 53:1
__________________ Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death! MOTM, Jan 2005, Aug 2007 Golden Cookie Award, 2005. Aug 2006 Perv of the Month Perv. Outreach Award, 2007 |
| | |
| | #2 (permalink) |
| Non-Commissioned Officer ![]() | a wise judge indeed.
__________________ Alan Shore: Denny, I refuse to shoot you. Denny Crane: You... Democrat! Protesting war and banning guns. If you Nancys had your way, nobody would ever shoot anybody! And then where would we be?" ~Boston Legal~ Winner of the 2007 Trackpads Peeping Tom Award Click on the banner if you are up to the challenge! |
| | |
![]() |
| Bookmarks |
| Thread Tools | |
| |
Similar Threads | ||||
| Thread | Thread Starter | Forum | Replies | Last Post |
| New Holiday | satin_patriot | Chit-Chat | 9 | 04-21-2005 14:35 |
| [MV] Holiday Greetings | grntrks@juno.com | MV List | 0 | 02-21-2005 02:50 |
| Holiday Stress | Betty Boop | Chit-Chat | 13 | 02-16-2005 14:51 |
| IF the date in A1 is a holiday, cell B1 should say "HOLIDAY" | Pointer | Microsoft Applications | 3 | 07-22-2004 09:01 |
| Holiday | jordanctc | Microsoft Applications | 1 | 07-08-2004 07:33 |
![]() | ![]() | ![]() |