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The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell youwhether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for eachanswer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll downUNTIL you have answered the question!


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, andclose the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple thingsin an overly complicated way.



2. How do you put an elephant into the refrigerator?






Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close therefrigerator?


Wrong Answer.











Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in theelephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think throughthe repercussions of your previous actions.




3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animalsattend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. Youjust put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did notanswer the first three questions correctly, you still have one morechance to show your true abilities.



4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and youdo not have a boat. How do you manage it?


















Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you notbeen listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting.This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.








According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of theprofessionals they tested got all 4 questions wrong, but many

preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says thisconclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have thebrains of a four-year-old.


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