 Conway & the Preacher
Conway & the Preacher
The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty, the
country music singer. One day he decided to visit some of the church
members who hadn't been to service lately.
He went to the first parishioner's house and knocked on the door.
A lady answered the door, and practically shouted, "Its Conway Twitty!"
"No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I came here to have a
prayer with you." So she told him to come right on in.
He visited several more parishioners homes, and everyone thought he was
Conway Twitty. Then he came to a beautiful widow woman's house on the
end of the street.
She was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel
around her and opened the door. When she saw her caller, in her
excitement, she threw up her hands which allowed the towel to fall to
the floor.
"Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"
The preacher said:......"Hello, Darlin"............... | 
Humor
04-20-2005, 12:55
