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04-20-2005, 11:33
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| Non-Commissioned Officer   |  The proctologist There was a proctologist who had gotten fed up with doing the same thing day in and day out. He decided that since he'd already paid off medical school, his home, and his car and amassed savings and investments, there was no reason for him not to do something really fun for a living. He had always been interested in cars, so he thought, "Why not be a mechanic?" He went to the mechanics school and they like to laughed him out of the place! "You're a doctor! Why would you want to give that up to be a mechanic?" He just responded by saying that he'd always loved cars and if they'd give him a chance he'd prove that he could be the best mechanic they'd ever seen. He worked hard through all his classes, and always made the top grades. When the time came for the final exam, he was sure he was ready. The final exam was to completely disassemble an engine and reassemble it. It took him hours upon hours to do, but when he finally finished, he was very proud of himself. When the grades came out he went to his instructor for some clarification. "Why did I get 290%?" The instructor said, "Well, you lost 10% because it took you three times longer than anyone I've ever seen to disassemble and reassemble a motor. But you got 200% extra because I've never seen anyone do it by going in through the tailpipe."
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04-20-2005, 20:37
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| Icing Queen   |  Re: The proctologist He's good! 
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04-02-2008, 23:24
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| Junior Officer   | Re: The proctologist lol good one
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